Death by twix, new music friyay and karate

Hello friends / family / skinwalkers / day traders - hope everyone is well, and I mean EVERYONE. 

Been a looooooong old while since I’ve made a blog, but it feels like the right time, you know? Got some pressing stuff to talk about!

Bit into a twix the other day and immediately felt sus. Anybody else do this thing right, when you’re eating something you don’t particularly like but you just carry on eating it, just to 100% confirm you 100% don’t like it? But you’re still not 100% sure so you just see it off regardless. No? just me? It’s kinda like hummus… hummus is such a weird tasting food - I’m not sure if I love it or not? If you really analyse hummus it actually just does not taste good, and I mean that with the upmost respect. But at the same time it also really does taste SO good? so moreish. Poppadom’s are the same, love a poppadom me, but you think about the actual TASTE of a poppadom and it’s just kinda like eating large flat crisp-like nuts. But you plant a basket of poppadoms in front of me and they’re gone - fast. ‘Juxtaposed foods’™️ I’ll call them, think I’d throw avocados in there too. 

This particular twix spiked my senses immediately… hard surface area, slightly pale coating, gutless biscuit, come to think of it the signs were there from the get go. Should’ve stopped whilst the going was good, but little old lukey two dinners had to keep going, and the good certainly did get going. Only after I’d polished the whole thing off I thought to check the use by date… 7 months gone… that’s almost a full PREGNANCY CYCLE. In fact that twix was  older than my niece. 

Jumped straight on Google to search how long it was gonna take for me to die, which is really funny because simultaneously my girlfriend (bless her heart) instantly warned me DO NOT Google it (I’m a panicker you see) - well jokes on you cause turns out this is why this blog has surfaced, *Alexa play Jeff Buckley Last Goodbye*, the twix has won.

In other news and slightly less pressing matters…

Friday, 9th of august, new song, ‘1965’, will, be, released. Super cool, kinda wild, kinda scary! it’s  also been a hot minute since I last put anything out, and LEMME TELL YA now I feel vulnerable.

The vulnerability that’s a bit like when you’re navigating the tube but you’re not sure you’re at the right station / got on the right train, but you don’t wanna be the guy that looks at the map, you know? you’re in London now - you can’t stutter, you’re a donut if you stutter! everyone’s got their eyes on you, they’re all looking at you thinking… *points finger* THAT GUY, it’s him, HE’s the tourist. 

Or like you know like when you start a new job? You’re just kinda lingering? You’re just constantly smiling at people passing by like that one meme of the kid from Charlie and the chocolate factory all the time… You get all the “oh so you’re the new guy?” “Fresh meat” “I remember my first day” comments - you get talking to one guy at lunch and he seems nice but his breath reeks and now you’ve gotta hand in your notice and so it turns out it’s all over before it’s begun. 

Releasing music again after 2 years is that (for me) - over before it’s begun… it’s kinda like that one time I went to KARATE lessons as a kid and I laughed at this fat dude that couldn’t touch his toes so the instructor (rightfully) disciplined me in front of the class, well let me tell you I felt it then (scared) and I certainly feel it now, but now I’m the one who can’t touch his toes - so who’s laughing now? (Not me) 

I am actually really optimistic about this release. It’s a song I’ve had for a while, and I’ve put loads of time / money / effort / stress and literal tears into making it. SO YOU BETTER STREAM IT. The whole EP that it’s part of (more on this later) has genuinely made me want to bash my head against the wall repeatedly so many times… I’ve been like that guy that went viral that one time for punching himself in the head repetitively outside his girlfriends door when she broke up with him… if you don’t know what video I’m referring to you’re gonna have to just take my word for it… I have been STRESSED. Also kinda enjoyed it though. Well more than kinda, I have really loved it. And I’m so proud. Gotta pay yourself a compliment from time to time, you know? 

Apart from that there’s not much to talk about really… everything else has been the same! Just another day in the matrix.. living with a severe anxiety paralysis that cripples me at the sheer thought of and ruthlessness of time hopelessly passing me by at break-neck-speed right before my eyes… with what feels like no escape from the demonic claws that this god-forsaken capitalist regime has gripped me with, chipping away slowly at my my once creative & hopeful heart… before I ultimately surrender myself to their cruel ways, giving up this music side hustle once and for all to join a pyramid scheme or invest in bitcoin or some shit. 

On that note, adios! 

(9th of August new music remember!!!) x